~q&a with kiros~ | lunatic

LAGUNA'S INTERVIEW WITH QUISTIS!!! A TRANSLATION

stiletto2metal wrote in lunatic_daily Mar 05, 2009 22:53

HELLO Lovlies! It’s Kiros again. Laguna asked me to put this interview together. But sometimes one cannot understand Gunie very well. That’s alright. I’m providing translations of all texts that follow. They will be in italics.

****PERSONAL INTERVIEW == QUISTIS****

( We all know it's true )

get thee to a nunnery!!, i want to be in laguna's harem, when canon characters make self-inserts, oh work it gurlfran!, quistis/laguna motorcycle sex is canon, i got your truck right here, doomtrain or gtfo, what time is it?, squall made me look at his gunblade, malboros are cunts, selphie tops everyone, mouth-fillingly delicious, the president's office, :), chibi laguna, slowest escape ever, l'oreal: because they're worth it, /wall of tags, rp? what rp?, whip it good, and by gunblade i mean cock, kiros's huge bulge, maybe they're born with it, seeds up hos down, laguna is a dilf, morse code sex with the president, let's junction this bitch, old men + young women = hot, i heard seifer listens to coldplay, gimme the minimog card you little shit, dominatrixes can't be shy!, all the cocks in squall's butt, selphie is seifer's pimp, laguna you are not the father, let me junction myself to your ass, oh go polish your rod... for three hours, butt cannon - activate!, where? in your mouth. what? my meat, get your butts back to garden, kiros makes tyra banks look like a hobo, cock jokes ahoy! not a cock joke i swear, dr. laguna gave me those pills, totally not about dicks, in kiros we trust, quistis-tits or gtfo, in search of the perfect weiner, hyne disapproves of your bullshit, laguna speaks in moonrunes, seifer + bryan adams = otp, weinerology, whip it real good, drakon's obviously bored tonight, where is your god now, ~q&a with kiros~, seifer can't drive 55, reno on reno while reno-wait, f-f-f-fabulous

DRAG SCHOOL - Makeup makes the man

stiletto2metal wrote in lunatic_daily Feb 18, 2009 17:47

Okay Lovelies obviously there are those of you who want to be fabulous like moi. Who can blame you?! We all have to start somewhere, babies. You can't be a Diva making KiKi right away now. There's a long way between a boy in a dress and well... Me.

And ladies, don't think I've left you out. I'm as much a man as I am a lady. Let that inner king OUT

selphie is secretly dexter morgan, i want to be in laguna's harem, only very incestuous, fujin's sex hotline, correction: zone is dexter morgan, oh work it gurlfran!, this is mad fucked up yo, ffviii is full of perverts, everybody does it in private, raijin loves rods, :), rp? what rp?, maybe they're born with it, laguna is a dilf, selphie & seifer: gangstaz 4 lyf, let's junction this bitch, old men + young women = hot, dominatrixes can't be shy!, put your sweater vest back on!, nida sees you when you're sleeping, let me junction myself to your ass, where? in your mouth. what? my meat, disco inferno, kiros makes tyra banks look like a hobo, wienernomics, cock jokes ahoy! not a cock joke i swear, totally not about dicks, rinoa is a bad doggy mommy, quistis-tits or gtfo, where in the world is ellone loire, tomb of the unknown douchebag, where is your god now, parents against incest now, odine has bitch boots, dr odine's frankfurter ja?, ultimecia is actually a hobbit, squall and rinoa had sex in outer space, seifer knows "grease" by heart, was that innuendo? i couldn't tell, doomtrain or gtfo, selphie tops everyone, caraway is a silver fox, fucking random rule, sorceresses are sexy, seifer's other ride is zell, quistis/doomtrain, l'oreal: because they're worth it, drew from enemy and acquired tinkerbell!, put my weiner in your mouth, join the ultimecia and odine esl program, don't fuck with xu, nida will put your picture online, xu needs a fanclub, rinoa is a lucky bitch, panty shot, selphie's nefarious video porn scheme, selphie is seifer's pimp, oh go polish your rod... for three hours, faq, everyone in irvine's pants, angelo's sex change story, in kiros we trust, ceiling elle is watching you masturbate, zell's mom has got it going on, ~q&a with kiros~, drakon's obviously bored tonight, edea has the best rack, ultimecia is a pantene commercial, rods rods rods!!!!, f-f-f-fabulous, raijin vs zell: cock fight

True Confessions with Kiros

stiletto2metal wrote in lunatic_daily Feb 16, 2009 21:49

HELLO MY LOVELIES!!!

Alright, so let's do a mem, because we can.

1) What's one thing you secretly wanted to do?
Go out with a girl who wants to dress in drag when I do. You know, a king to my queen. Yes I date women too.

2) Guilty Pleasure?
I love wasabi peas

3) Scared of anything?
Letting people down4) Music you don't want anyone to know you ( Read more... )

get thee to a nunnery!!, brokeback cowboys, don't bogart the bluegrass, zell's really a cullen, fujin's sex hotline, i got your truck right here, malboros are cunts, ward won't leggo my eggo, zone thinks squall is a douchebag, i saw the sparkly peens and had to!, rp? what rp?, morse cock for all, raijin owes the library 27 gil, laguna is a dilf, morse code sex with the president, old men + young women = hot, i heard seifer listens to coldplay, nida sees you when you're sleeping, odine is not your maid, disco inferno, what happens in trabia stays in trabia, let's call nbc!, kiros makes tyra banks look like a hobo, dr. laguna gave me those pills, quistis-tits or gtfo, i kissed a shumi and i liked it, hyne disapproves of your bullshit, brb morsing, seifer + bryan adams = otp, pupu is real!!!, tomb of the unknown douchebag, nbc probably would really run this, seifer loves incest, squall and rinoa had sex in outer space, seifer knows "grease" by heart, red sweater vests always fashionable, cid kramer is mrs. doubtfire, symbolic elephants, licked by a moogle, squall made me look at his gunblade, selphie tops everyone, seifer's other ride is zell, wait while i play 10 hours of triple tri, kiros's huge bulge, put my weiner in your mouth, and by gunblade i mean cock, don't fuck with xu, i use eden's devour in the bedroom, you fucking stalkers, timber is full of tree-hugging leftist p, odine bangles now on sale, selphie is seifer's pimp, look ma i know morse!, angelo's sex change story, ceiling elle is watching you masturbate, in kiros we trust, wtf is a shumi anyway?, laguna speaks in moonrunes, selphie is kiiiind of a slut, it's doomtrain get in the car, nida needs to get laid, ~q&a with kiros~, drakon's obviously bored tonight, edea has the best rack, f-f-f-fabulous, zone will shit on you

Fags and Hags

stiletto2metal wrote in lunatic_daily Feb 11, 2009 21:30

Like pimps and hoes, only much more FABULOUS!

Alright, some of you are bangin' bitches. Some of you... a Queen's gotta be serious, need some work. We'll get there, lovelies. Even at the end of the world what's the point if you can't be FABULOUS?

And if you think you can bring it put your stilettos to the medal and WALK.

~q&a with kiros~, in kiros we trust, f-f-f-fabulous